I think it’ll be best if we work in pairs. So, everyone needs to pick a partner.139000 notes! Go #jonnorthefosters-onabcfamily
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
who fucking wakes up one morning and says “i’m going to ruin some lives today”
be the element that creates stardust.
be the element that causes the largest stars to explode.
be the element that is strong enough to collapse an entire universe.
Draco Volans, known as the flying dragon although it really just glides from tree to tree.